Monday, December 19, 2005

I am offended...

Brothers
Some companies have been selling things called "Holiday Trees." These "Holiday Trees" are apparently used as decorations during the "Holy-days." The not-so-subtle implication that something called "holiness" exists is a blatant violation of the seperation of church and state. Be on the lookout for these Holy Trees and report such sightings on this blog. We are organizing a movement to buy all of these Holy Trees for a public burning, thereby banishing this holiness from our community once and for all.
Jay

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